I'm a Grandfather
Last May I called my daughter on her 25th birthday. The first thing out of her mouth was, "I'm four months pregnant". So what do you say? At this point I didn't know if she was happy or upset about being pregnant. So do I say, "congratulations" or do I say "I'm sorry to hear that"? Anyway, to make a long involved story short, I received a phone call from her sister this morning at 5:30 to let me know I was now the grandfather of a baby girl, 8 pounds 3 ounces.
How do I feel about that?
Revenge... buahaa ha ha ha!

